Maryland (Gawker)– New Maryland Republican Representative Andy Harris won his seat on a platform of resisting the expansion of “government-run or government-mandated insurance.” He also spent Monday demanding to know why he had to wait 28 days for his own government-run insurance.

Because the House of Representatives is like a slightly less self-aware version of college, the government holds a series of orientation sessions where they play “Two Truths and a Lie” and learn how to put condoms on. Kidding! They learn important congress stuff like “How to Vote,” and the nuts and bolts of things like their health care plans.

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